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Hi all  Any one know where Salopian is ? he's been very quiet for sometime miss his quips and sharing knowledge , I do hope Peter is OK 

A joint statement on the future of shotgun ammunition for live quarry shooting BASC Press Team 24th February 2020 Featured News / Latest news / Lead Shot...

Just received this email from BASC please click the links ( you may need to right click and open in a new tab if link doesn't work straight away) and read the proposed new changes for all shotgun and firearms application and renewals  Display problems? View this newsletter in your...

As per the title any from here going ?  at Mount farm Sporting clays  Woolley Edge Nr  Wakefield WF4 2JJ  on 7th & 8th April ?   :declare:

Many Thanks to ips for a very kind invite to join him and his fellow guns at their syndicate for a days driven shooting. Weather was kind cold, frosty but dry with little wind at the start which didn't bode well for birds flying well but they did provide some good shooting and on the first two...

Entries are now open, just been looking on FITASC site setting looks really impressive 8 Lines across the Lulworth Estate  . Layout Presentation by the course designer    For many years Graham Brown has hoped to run a shooting...

I rang up today to book an entry at the Lancashire Masters 150 sporting 14th & 15th of May at Blackpool sporting clays as I would be oop north visiting family only to be told this has been cancelled ?, which is a shame seeing it has had good coverage in the sporting press and had sponsors...

Hope everyone's had a good Christmas Anyone shooting the challenge tomorrow ?? Hoping to get there for an early start

The Black Bra (as told by a  woman) I had lunch with 2 of my  unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have  been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our  relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the  door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels...

Extracts from letters written to local Councils 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his...

Two  old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning. The  87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of  breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what  he did to have so much energy. The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat...

THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD! I found my dad's old diary and wanted to share this heart warming story with you all  I took my son out for his first pint. Got him a Fosters.....he didn't like it - I had it. Then I got him Carlsberg, he didn't like it, I had it. It was the same with Guinness...

The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and It won !! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey That he entered it in the next race, And it won that race too. The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of Publicity that he...

100 ESP reg at Mid wales as stated in clayshooting magazine for 23rd march is a mistake :rtfm:   :no:   they have DTL & ABT on for anyone thinking of going to shoot sporting.... ! 

"Have you ever seen twenty pounds all crumpled up?"...the woman asked her husband. "No"...said her husband. She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse...and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra..and pulled out a...

German Engineering At It’s Best German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you" "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 100 quid an hour" "Is goot" says the German, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky"...

Golf Club Sign   Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland UK:   1. BACK STRAIGHT, 2 KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 3. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 4. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7 IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO...

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed...

A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own, he went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started...

----- The value of a Catholic education and a pencil. <20121027035858_image11.gif> Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping...