Rye bread

[shortlegs]

Two  old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one

morning. The  87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't
even short of  breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina
and asked him what  he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye  bread every day. It keeps your
energy level high and you'll have great  stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home the 80-year-old stopped  at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed  any help.

He said, "Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes,  there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want  five loaves."

She said, "My goodness, five loaves! By the time you get  to the 3rd
loaf, it'll be hard."

He replied, "I can't believe  everybody knows about this sh*t but me." 

 

[chippy]

Two old boys in there 80s sitting in the nursing home talking.one said when I was in my twenties and I got an erection I could not bend it with two hands, when I was in my forties I could bend it with one hand, when I was in my sixties I could bend it with two fingers now i'am in my eighties I can bend it with one finger.his mate said so what's your point, the other said just how much stronger i'am I going to get.