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[SIZE=36pt]The Pastor's Ass[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and[/SIZE]
It won !!
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
That he entered it in the next race,
And it won that race too.
The local paper read:
[SIZE=36pt]PASTOR'S [/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]ASS OUT FRONT.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The Bishop was so upset with this kind of[/SIZE]
Publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
[SIZE=36pt]"BISHOP[/SIZE]
SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S
ASS".
[SIZE=24pt]This was too much for the Bishop, so he[/SIZE]Ordered the Pastor to get
Rid of the donkey.
[SIZE=24pt]The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a[/SIZE]
Nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
The following headline the next day:
[SIZE=36pt]NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN!![/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The Bishop fainted ....[/SIZE]
He informed the Nun that she would have to
Get rid of the donkey as soon as possible.
[SIZE=24pt]So she sold it to a local farmer for $10.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The next day the paper read:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]"NUN[/SIZE]
SELLS ASS FOR $10".
[SIZE=24pt]This was too much for the Bishop so he[/SIZE]
Ordered the Nun to buy back the
Donkey, and take it to the plains
Where it could run wild.
[SIZE=36pt]The next day the headlines read:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=36pt]NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The Bishop was buried the next day.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]The moral of the story is .. . . Being[/SIZE]
Concerned about public opinion can
Bring you much grief and misery,
[SIZE=24pt]Even shorten your life.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=24pt]So be yourself and enjoy life.[/SIZE]Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
You'll be a lot happier
And live longer!
Have a nice day and laugh
