shortlegs
Well-known member
[SIZE=19pt]The Black Bra (as told by a woman)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]The mistress:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Then I had to share my story:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt](you are going to love this..)[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=29pt]" What's for dinner, Zorro?"[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=14pt]I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]The mistress:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=19pt]Then I had to share my story:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt](you are going to love this..)[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]
[/SIZE]
[SIZE=29pt]" What's for dinner, Zorro?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=11pt]
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