Locking Threads

[Harley]

Alan, you leave the stalking to me please

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[sidney]

I see said blind bill to his deaf wife when the dead horse kicked him.

I will always remember the advise my wife gave to me a couple of years ago "never look at a gift horse when it's in your house" ..... Wise words indeed. I have never let her forget that.

 

[BenW]

Good things come to those who suck it and see.

 

[Darkside]

I can see said the blind man! Your a lier said the dummy! Then the man with no legs kicked them both in the arse and ran away......

 

[EdSolomons]

If at first you don't succeed, checkmate.

 

[EdSolomons]

Forewarned is foreskinned.....

 

[Growl]

I looked at this as i thought it was an engineering thread about methods for releasing a stuck thread! You have my interest peaked now, which thread had a slanging match,? I could do with learning some new nasty words....

 

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Beware Greeks bearing cock rings!!

 

[Chard]

Beware Greeks bearing cock rings!!

It's the early bird that gets more than she can chew.....

 

[ips]

This is all getting a bit surreal

 

[jake.keeling]

I love lamp!

 

[Chard]

My hovercraft is full of eels......

 

[ips]

Have read the whole thing again and there are two things that i conclude.

1. I have no idea how all the arguing and falling out started

2. It reads like a 1970s radio 4 comedy

3. Yes there is a three, its all very funny but i still think its in the wrong section

 

[Growl]

Blimey Nicola - at 8:15 in the morning XD

 

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Blimey Nicola - at 8:15 in the morning xD

Just come back from Germany and it was on the wall of the ladies loos in the airport (along with a machine selling vibrating ones) I should have taken a picture.

I do not chew gum so I did not buy any.

 

[Chard]

Just come back from Germany and it was on the wall of the ladies loos in the airport (along with a machine selling vibrating ones) I should have taken a picture.

I do not chew gum so I did not buy any.

Vibrating Greeks? Kinnell...... :blink:

 

[Harley]

A cat falls in a bucket of water, & the chicken laughs.

Moral of this story...

a wet pussy equals a happy cock..!

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[jake.keeling]

Loud noises!

 

[Skeet UK]

Don't jump the gun, for hell hath no fury like a Woman with a sticky wicket.

 

[EdSolomons]

In for a penny when the glass is half full....

Brick killed guy with a trident!