teepee1234
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Two girls are on their way home after a night out. They're a bit drunk and need a pee, so they decide to go into a graveyard to relieve themselves.
As there's no paper, one girl used her knickers whilst the other one grabbed a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking.
One said, "My wife came home with no knickers last night!"
The other said, "That's nothing! My wife came home with a card stuck to her bum saying, 'From the lads at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!!'"
As there's no paper, one girl used her knickers whilst the other one grabbed a ribbon from a wreath.
The next day their husbands were talking.
One said, "My wife came home with no knickers last night!"
The other said, "That's nothing! My wife came home with a card stuck to her bum saying, 'From the lads at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you!!'"
