Sunday Sporting Shenanigans - Hunting in packs

[westley]

And to round off  :-

It's nine in the mornin, bin on the road since six.

I,m now sat in a field, way out in the sticks.

It's just started rainin, me buttons are wet,

and most of the scorecards will be soggy, I'll bet.

There's bound to be problems and arguments galore,

But hey, just keep smiling, thats what the Refs for,

Four hours over, could do with a break, I'll need the loo soon,

and no mistake.

I could have been shooting, improving my score,

not pickin up bloody empties, from offa the floor,

I'll pick up me money and top up me tank,

one things certain, I'll not need the bank.

My ears are still ringing, thank God I am deaf,

but it's just another day, in the life of a Ref ! 

 

[Bryn12]

Duck!

The names DRAKE

ok, ok, hat, coat, I'm going

 

[darthmk38]

Put make up on the other eye, put your wife's clothes on and become a trap shooter.

sounds like you,ve done that before my friend

 

[Rosso]

And to round off  :-

It's nine in the mornin, bin on the road since six.

I,m now sat in a field, way out in the sticks.

It's just started rainin, me buttons are wet,

and most of the scorecards will be soggy, I'll bet.

There's bound to be problems and arguments galore,

But hey, just keep smiling, thats what the Refs for,

Four hours over, could do with a break, I'll need the loo soon,

and no mistake.

I could have been shooting, improving my score,

not pickin up bloody empties, from offa the floor,

I'll pick up me money and top up me tank,

one things certain, I'll not need the bank.

My ears are still ringing, thank God I am deaf,

but it's just another day, in the life of a Ref ! 

It's nine in the morning , been on the road since six,

I'm going to a shoot way out in the sticks.

It's started to rain that is a pain,but hey I'v got everything to gain.

I get my card and out I go,

But where are the scorers they are a bit slow.

My card is soggy and the ground is boggy, I'm glad I came out today,

Here come the scorers Hip Hip Hooray. I hope they can see that chipped nearly missed clay.

Two hours have passed and I need a pee, there's a nice bush over there for me.

I go behind and what do I see !! a cross dressing trap shooter smiling at me.

Off I run back to the hut for a nice bun and tea, guess what I'v only won C.

I'v had a good shoot and happy today,

Scorers were good Hip Hip Hooray.

 

[westley]

On my drive home, I reflect on the day,

and some of the shooters that came my way.

There were some I admired and some that I cannot, but I won't forget the Guy,

with that bloody great ........................PARROT !

 

[Irishgunner]

My score card has been wrongly marked on a lot of shoots, but the only time I'll argue with the scorer is if it's the last stand, if I get worked up I can forget about the rest of the shoot my head won't be there

 

[westley]

The name is not Custer, is it ?