VicW
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A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. the stewardess looks at him and says, I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Vic.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft.Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
Vic.
