Melanie sykes

[Les53]

Yet another thread heading for the porn section by the look of it. !!!!

 

[clayclouter]

christ!, wheres the porn section have i been missing something!!!!??

 

[Les53]

christ!, wheres the porn section have i been missing something!!!!??

Oh dear!!!! Yes the porn section!!!! Eerrr....well better ask Nic, she's always talking about her fluffy thing and whatever, always causes a stir!!!

 

[ExSCA]

christ!, wheres the porn section have i been missing something!!!!??

Don't you have access? It's where all the grown up material goes. 

 

[clayclouter]

Hmmmm so you have been keeping me in the Fisher Price section of the website!!

And those in the know get to access the adult material!!

 

[clayclouter]

and dont tell me its because you want to match my intelligence with that of the Fisher Price section I know whats going on !!

 

[Les53]

Hmmmm so you have been keeping me in the Fisher Price section of the website!!

And those in the know get to access the adult material!!

Maybe Matt will organise a pass for you.

 

[clayclouter]

I expect there is a fee involved no doubt !!!

 

[Les53]

I expect there is a fee involved no doubt !!!

 Oh of course there is a fee! You must also be able to prove that you are over 18 years of age. :biggrin:

 

[ExSCA]

 Oh of course there is a fee! You must also be able to prove that you are over 18 years of age. :biggrin:

Mentally. 

 

[clayclouter]

I can confirm that I am Mental and over 18,therefore I should have access to the Porn section unless there is any just impediment that prevents me from doing so ??

 

[Les53]

I can confirm that I am Mental and over 18,therefore I should have access to the Porn section unless there is any just impediment that prevents me from doing so ??

Matt will ask you to kiss the golden rivet before he gives you access! :fie:

 

[clayclouter]

He can kiss my Golden ASS!!! I maybe mental but im not daft!!

 

[Salopian]

Better be quick, Cameron is going to stop Matt from contacting us unless we give prior consent ! And so he should.

 

[Nick Selby]

Psssssssst.....on other news.......... It is going to be a boy.....I have been told.....but don't tell anyone....!!

 

[joe kitson]

Sidney, you should be so lucky to require a support group!

 Mine might be small but it's big enough to fill a Pram.

peter i could shut one eye

 

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Psssssssst.....on other news.......... It is going to be a boy.....I have been told.....but don't tell anyone....!!

well you have a 50/50 chance of being correct....

 

[Nick Selby]

well you have a 50/50 chance of being correct....

You can laugh.......

Note to self......re look at Facebook friends again......

 

[RobertBeard]

She would be well suited to joining the FITASS brigade! :lol:   

 

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You can laugh.......

Note to self......re look at Facebook friends again......

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