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Overheard whilst waiting to shoot at E J Churchills  the squad in front were discussing the shooter in the stand

"He's struggling a bit !"

"A bit?!! ", if he had his cock down the end of the barrel he would still miss his bollocks!!"

 
"Stop f***ing around with other disciplines. Stop f***ing around with other guns. Learn to shoot this with that gun. Unless you want to be sh*t at all of them." 

I'm paraphrasing a little but I am following the advice.

 
Liz said:
"Stop f***ing around with other disciplines. Stop f***ing around with other guns. Learn to shoot this with that gun. Unless you want to be sh*t at all of them." 

I'm paraphrasing a little but I am following the advice.
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I was told something similar several decades ago!  Pretty good advice too!

 
" There are two types of clay shooter ! Those that have a Perazzi and those who wished they had a Perazzi."

 
Salopian said:
" There are two types of clay shooter ! Those that have a Perazzi and those who wished they had a Perazzi."
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No I think there are three types those that have a perazzi

Those who's perazzi is being repaired

Those who are glad they did'nt buy one.

 
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I said "What a lovely 692 trap gun."

He said "Yep. First thing Im doing Monday is having it Teagued!"

 
chippy said:
No I think there are three types

those that have a perazzi

Those who's perazzi is being repaired

Those who are glad they did'nt buy one.
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What a load of cock...!
London 2012.........12 out of 15 medal winners used Perazzi.

 
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chippy said:
I take it that you are in the first category.but I bet you've been in the second.and probably wished you were in the third
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How does it feel to be wrong again....but feel free to carry on with your Tom Hank if you are enjoying it.The bar is open and I am orf for a stiffener ......pip pip

:laugh:

 
clayclouter said:
Overheard whilst waiting to shoot at E J Churchills  the squad in front were discussing the shooter in the stand "He's struggling a bit !" "A bit?!! ", if he had his cock down the end of the barrel he would still miss his bollocks!!"
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That's nearly very funny. But actually.. You would miss them. A big hole where the base of your spine used to be.. But cobblers intact I suggest.

 
As usual its down to how excited you are, barrel selection and angles.  Get it right and the crown jewels are going to be splashed as jam everywhere!  :fie:

 
RobertBeard said:
As usual its down to how excited you are, barrel selection and angles.  Get it right and the crown jewels are going to be splashed as jam everywhere!  :fie:
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I'm not boasting Robert, but if 'excited' I like to think that this would not be a possible fit. Even with cylinder choke!

 
No one has rattled my cage tonight.

I am in perfect health.

I notice Darkside has started again with his insults.

I could not reply to a rude thread by him....typical

 
CleverSC3 said:
That's nearly very funny. But actually.. You would miss them. A big hole where the base of your spine used to be.. But cobblers intact I suggest.
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CleverSC3 said:
That's nearly very funny. But actually.. You would miss them. A big hole where the base of your spine used to be.. But cobblers intact I suggest.
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WILL you sad sorry twot!!!  for once get your brain out of analytical (anal) mode and go with the flow !!!!

 
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