Kia Picanto....... What's the point

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Gene Holmes

Gene Holmes

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Leave work early, sun out, so,
roof off
shades on
playing fantastic tunes on the V8 trumpets on the twisty country roads.

THEN.
WTF is that.
stuck behind mobile roadblock that is a Kia Picanto driven at 20mph by an old person with a hat.
Single track road, nowhere to pass.
6 BLOODY MILES
Almost as bad as sodding cyclists or caravans.
Where's your gun when you really need it?

Drive home spoiled
arrive home in foul mood.

2nd bottle of wine. Just beginning to calm down.

Rant over. :)

 
Oh! So that was you behing me, pushing me on like some sort of maniac!!!

I got your number plate so expect a visit from the plod any time now.

You Sir, are not a gentleman on the road, you are a bl****y nuisance!!!!!

(Only joking, but I bet that had you going for a minute???)   :spiteful:

 
no.1topdog said:
Oh! So that was you behing me, pushing me on like some sort of maniac!!!
 
I got your number plate so expect a visit from the plod any time now.
 
You Sir, are not a gentleman on the road, you are a bl****y nuisance!!!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
(Only joking, but I bet that had you going for a minute???)   :spiteful:
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ha ha. I thought you had a Trabant?

 
Damn!! My cover is blown!  :fie:

What is it you drive Gene? Sounds a bit muscle car?

 
Pretty sure you didn't mean to write the thing about your gun surely.

It was six miles my friend.

Calm down.

 
jap engineering ,owned by India ,,,,,,,,,,, put together in uk,, mostly,

not a bad jamjar tho' :nyam:

 
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I thought Ian Callum was the designer not the engineer? 

Anyway, is there such a thing as a British car these days? Ohh yes, they make LTI taxis in Coventry still, and there's Morgan down the road (who use Mazda gearboxes) Aerial (Honda Engines) ..................... 

So enjoy your beautiful Jaguar, it's amongst the last of a breed. Both in terms of it's build and the engine configuration. Give it another 10 - 15 years and the equivalent Jag will be a 2 cylinder 909cc triple turbo hybrid plug in water powered jobby, and sound about as exciting as a f*****g washing machine! 

 
Gene said:
No issues there I can assure you.

Just appreciate great British engineering.
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When I had Daimler some called it a Jew's Canoe .....being a Catholic...i just called it fast... (Double 6)

 
Well just for you I cut up a picanto this morning....

Then got stuck behind another one.... Karma

"2 cylinder triple turbo hybrid plugin water powered jobbie" sounds quite fun

 
andypandy said:
I'm probably going to buy a Kia, probably because I don't have any issues in the trouser area!!!! .
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So you're saying the seats fit better?  

Speaking of seats, if I had the $ to piss away I'd really like to replace the seats in my MR2 but I've no idea with what.

A Kia Picanto cocktail sounds kinda gay (not that that is a bad thing) and prolly has lots of vermouth in it, and wine, and the brolly. 

An XKE cocktail would prolly be chilled straight vodka

Nor sure what an AudiR8 cocktail would be but I'd certainly like to try one - well, not if it's some schnapps horror 

 
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