Don't panic.

[jasper]

The department for work and pensions has just announced there may be a shortage of jobs next week. This is due to Brexit and the pandemic and cheapskate employers stirring the pot. 

Anyone without a job has been urged not to panic as there are plenty to go around........

Jasper. 

 

[westley]

The change in the weather should reduce the number of 'self isolaters' too  !