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VicW

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An elderly man was stopped by the police at around 2 a.m and was asked where he was going at that time of night.



The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."​

The officer then asked, "Really?​

Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"​

The man replied,​

"My wife."​
 
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Nice one Vic, I get that lecture every day from my dear wife! ......HIC. :(

 
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