Useful sayings

[Salopian]

We clay shooters often have a wry sense of humour and often come out with some very thoughtful sayings.

Here is my latest one " When your shooting well , choke is irrelevant. When your shooting bad, choke is a good excuse."

"Respect the man who only has one gun."

 

[CharlesP]

"bum, beak, bang"

Or, of course, "bum, beak, bang, bu**er!"

 

[Growl]

How much lead did you give that? enough !!

 

[Simonix]

"you took it's tail feathers off, Send in the dogs..."

 

[ips]

I missed because this gun shoots flat, I need one of those beretta gel pads that not only puts 4mm height in the comb but will also reduce my cast by 4mm. What an excellent invention !!!!!

 

[Salopian]

" Forget about 28", 30" 32" Barrels use the 4" between your ears."

" You missed two on that stand but the referee's given them to you,"   " Yes but another will have them back later."

 

[CharlesP]

Shoot it where you can hit it,

        Not where the course designer thinks you should...

 

[paul b]

Don't shoot behind it.

Sal I take it your not fully fit yet?they drafted in your apprentice at cloud last weak.

 

[Paul120]

Can I see another pair and have a couple of cheeky practice after I miss them.. You don't mind paying for them do you.. 

 

[Sian]

You'll never miss in front

News people - you do!!!!

 

[Iggy]

I'ts your shells...closely followed by ...have you ever tried what I'm using (or selling)?

 

[Beechin]

Can I have a bit more off that clay next time please. 

 

[schmokinn]

smaller pieces please

 

[Salopian]

What is hit is history, what is missed is mystery

 

[Salopian]

" Try shooting in front, we haven't got clays that reverse just yet."

 

[Mutley]

The best has to be what the late Mo Lloyd (r.i.p) used a lot

"Now lad, you can shoot...But..."

 

[diver682]

I never even saw that clay ref , can i have it again !

 

[Rupert]

I chipped that

 

[ips]

Wrong tint of lens that was the problem.