Money Talks

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[SIZE=13.5pt]A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Come back and tell me what you learn from that.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids' to a great university!'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million pounds?[/SIZE][SIZE=13.5pt]'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million pounds would buy?'[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=13.5pt]His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million pounds.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=13.5pt]But 'realistically', we're living with two tarts and a poof.'[/SIZE]