The Housekeeper

[Clanchief]

The Housekeeper,

and the story of the messaged bread.

As always on Saturday morning my Houskeeper made my usual breakfast of poached egg on Stornoway black pudding with bacon to the side. Now as I happily bit into the first piece of toast it was remarked that that slice was not for me, apparently my toast is the toast cut square across, and my Houskeeper's is the toast cut on the diagonal.

Can you not read the message was purported ?

Apparently on occasion I have been observed making toast and my cut is square across, so as my Houskeeper thinks this is what I like this is what I get, never ever came to think that so much though went into toast and there was a message to be read. So it has me thinking what other subtle messages is my Housekeeper using to her advantage ? Are any of your better halves using hidden messages ?

Chiefy :wink:

 

[ExSCA]

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[Darkside]

Was thinking the same Matt!!!

 

[Hawkeye]

I wonder if there's a hidden message in Cheify's post?

 

[TobyM]

I wondered if this should be in the "jokes" section but I'm not sure

 

[Darkside]

Why? Is it funny?

 

[TobyM]

No, but maybe it had gone over my head.

 

[Darkside]

Over mine too.

 

[Skeet UK]

The Housekeeper,

and the story of the messaged bread.

As always on Saturday morning my Houskeeper made my usual breakfast of poached egg on Stornoway black pudding with bacon to the side. Now as I happily bit into the first piece of toast it was remarked that that slice was not for me, apparently my toast is the toast cut square across, and my Houskeeper's is the toast cut on the diagonal.

Can you not read the message was purported ?

Apparently on occasion I have been observed making toast and my cut is square across, so as my Houskeeper thinks this is what I like this is what I get, never ever came to think that so much though went into toast and there was a message to be read. So it has me thinking what other subtle messages is my Housekeeper using to her advantage ? Are any of your better halves using hidden messages ?

Chiefy :wink:

Clearly a prime example of the difference between how men and women perceive things.

The Housekeeper, assumes that the "message" was not subtle, but glaringly obvious as if written in pink flashing neon.

The Gentleman, unknowingly displaying eons of instinct. While he is totally happy and content with "straight toast", when the opportunity to try something different is presented, with no perceived fear of being caught, he succumbs.

Obviously, this does not make it right.

 

[Jeremy Baker]

Where's the whoooosh.......

That passed me by.

 

[Clanchief]

Clearly a prime example of the difference between how men and women perceive things.

The Housekeeper, assumes that the "message" was not subtle, but glaringly obvious as if written in pink flashing neon.

The Gentleman, unknowingly displaying eons of instinct. While he is totally happy and content with "straight toast", when the opportunity to try something different is presented, with no perceived fear of being caught, he succumbs.

Obviously, this does not make it right.

Someone understands.

Chiefy

 

[Westward]

Obviously, this does not make it right.

Very important point here. It is always, and with no exceptions whatsoever, better to be wrong. The very worst thing you can ever do is to be right so just eat the smegging toast and let the devil take the hindmost.

 

[Sue Claridge]

Tut tut Gentlemen! Please keep up....just apply a womans logic!

 

[teepee1234]

Tut tut Gentlemen! Please keep up....just apply a womans logic!

Sue, we are genetically incapable of understanding this wierd phenomenon that you call "woman's logic" - indeed, the very term is, to us, an oxymoron!

As Westward says, our only sanctuary is our lack of understanding, so we're happy to always be wrong!

 

[Sue Claridge]

In which case Tony, you've got it!!

 

[Darkside]

Tut tut Gentlemen! Please keep up....just apply a womans logic!

My wife has given up in woman's logic, now she just tells me things as they are, spades a spade!!!

 

[tiptop]

Subtle messages... is there a subtle message on the upcoming calendar events of where we should all be going sunday 26/8?

 

[ExSCA]

Wooahhh - whats happened there!?? Leave it with me...

 

[Clanchief]

My wife has given up in woman's logic, now she just tells me things as they are, spades a spade!!!

Thats what I do, apparently I speak like Jack Nicholson in the film As Good as it Gets.

Maybe those 15years spent in the Prison Service have left me cold.

Chiefy