Useful sayings

[ips]

I feckin hate shooting should have taken up golf.

 

[westley]

Remember, no matter how badly you are shooting, it still beats the hell out of being dragged around Tesco's !

 

[ips]

True.

 

[move-mount-miss]

My score doesn't reflect how fantastically  well I shot.

A bad days shooting is better than a good days work

 

[chippy]

after three missed pairs on a four pair stand i always hear "doughnut doughnut doughnut" being chanted behind me just to add a little pressure.who needs friends.

 

[Salopian]

What is missing is the nut behind the butt.

 

[chippy]

You've got a bit of s**t on the end of your stock.

 

[Iggy]

Following Chippys lead.....you've got a bit of s**t behind the trigger.

 

[P1Fanatic]

after three missed pairs on a four pair stand i always hear "doughnut doughnut doughnut" being chanted behind me just to add a little pressure.who needs friends.

Doughnut = willy out as you walk to the next stand.

 

[shootkle]

"Shooting's something I do on the way to the pub" 

Shooting is another excuse for drinking.

 

[shootkle]

My drinking team has a shooting problem.

 

[FloodDefence]

We'll have to get you a pie to go with all those chips!. Friends eh? ..

 

[LancsLad]

We'll have to get you a pie to go with all those chips!. Friends eh? ..

Sounds like a good mate to me. Wish mine would buy me a pie.

 

[shootkle]

Be sloppy in lead, precise in focus. (Gil Ash)

 

[Salopian]

I would have to strongly disagree with that Gil Ash observation.

If you are not precise with the correct amount of lead , you can focus as hard as you like to no avail.

 

[Salopian]

" I will beat everyone today."

We must all live the dream

 

[Nick Selby]

The thing I hear the most is "pair lost" or "No Score".......

 

[westley]

Pies, Chips, GilAsh, has it become a cookery Forum now ????

 

[Wristycone]

There's nothing that can't be achieved  with the right amount of lead!