ShootClay Awards - suggestions for categories

[maddmatt]

Best post moaner

Best post troll

Best pointless poster

Best responder to the above

Best forum debater

 

[Les53]

This is looking like an ips list thread now!

 

[Tim]

Best 'behind the scenes' contributor/hard working committee member doing a thankless task for other people to enjoy this sport' type of thing.

 

[Jonny English]

Most improved Colt and Junior if the year, some good kids coming through at the minute.

Services to developing the sport (scholarships, training camps etc, sponsors)

Best retailer of the year (shops)

Cartridge manufacturer of the year

Cartridge of the year

New cartridge of the year

New gun of the year

Aftersales care of the year, reward a company for their back up to customers when things don't go right

 

[Rosso]

This is looking like an ips list thread now!

Best list.

 

[no.1topdog]

Best list.

Ahem! See post No:8.

Keep up Rosso!!! Been there, done that!   :biggrin:

We know who would win though. In a class of his own on this one?   :sarcastic:

 

[Rosso]

Ahem! See post No:8.

Keep up Rosso!!! Been there, done that!   :biggrin:

We know who would win though. In a class of his own on this one?   :sarcastic:

The parrot writes these not me.

I'll ring its neck.

 

[ips]

Bloody parrots.

 

[Rosso]

Bloody parrots.

Ohh so you don't like parrots then Ian.

Add it to the list.

 

[Les53]

Ohh so you don't like parrots then Ian.

Add it to the list.

Yeah, especially maroon parrots that shoot autos or K guns..and wear camo gear!

 

[no.1topdog]

The parrot writes these not me.

I'll ring its neck.

Let us know how you cook it and what it tastes like.   :nyam:

 

[ips]

Rosso, correct,

in my very early 20s I went out with a very nice young lady well I say nice as in leather clad tight jeans biker chick oh yes, anyway her mum had a parrot just like yours and she treated it like a child, very strange woman, daughter was very very hot though so I didnt like to complain. As an aside her dad bread working springers and kept his purdey propped in the corner of the kitchen (as you do) with hindsight I think it was a warning to me not to get his daughter up the duff, it worked, well I asdume it did as 30yrs later I have to date not had any knock on the door from any unknown mini ips, phew.

 

[Rosso]

Let us know how you cook it and what it tastes like.   :nyam:

My Lesley loves that bird (Henry) more than me.

And I love my Lesley.

So what am I to do?

It cost me loads so it would be a dear meal.

I should imagine it tastes like parrot.

 

[RobertBeard]

Suggest Best Shooting Ground Food as distinct from Best Bacon Bun or whatever which I think is too specific and excludes anyone who doesn't eat bacon!

 

[no.1topdog]

My Lesley loves that bird (Henry) more than me.

And I love my Lesley.

So what am I to do?

It cost me loads so it would be a dear meal.

I should imagine it tastes like parrot.

Are you not tempted to find out for sure?

For guidance I can say I've eaten Parrot. Well, more parakeet.

It's quite a light meat and goes well with a white wine sauce and a touch of Tarragon for flavouring.

As a compasrison, and although they are not related, it does taste a little like Golden Eagle!  :nyam:

P.S. For all the tree huggers out there,, I'm only joking!!! 

Edit: For the record I'm going for the widest thread drift award. I need all the votes I can get (or have I got it in the bag already??).

 

[Rosso]

You got my vote Mike.

I've curried the parrot it does taste like golden eagle.

And bats.

 

[Simonix]

Are you not tempted to find out for sure?

For guidance I can say I've eaten Parrot. Well, more parakeet.

It's quite a light meat and goes well with a white wine sauce and a touch of Tarragon for flavouring.

As a compasrison, and although they are not related, it does taste a little like Golden Eagle!  :nyam:

P.S. For all the tree huggers out there,, I'm only joking!!! 

Edit: For the record I'm going for the widest thread drift award. I need all the votes I can get (or have I got it in the bag already??).

It has to be the finest award shootclay could give! But then I am biased... ;-)

 

[Wonko the Sane]

A man received a parrot for​

 his birthday. The parrot was fully grown, 

with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. 

Every other word was an expletive. Those that

 weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude ​

and was constantly saying polite words, playing 

soft music, anything he could think of to try and 

set a good example. Nothing worked. 

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.

He shook the bird and the bird just got more ​

angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, 

the man put the parrot in the freezer.

 For a few moments he heard the bird squawk

 and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was

 quiet. Not a sound for half a minute. 

The man was frightened 

that he might have hurt the bird and 

quickly opened the freezer door.

 The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's​

extended arm and said, "I believe I may have 

offended you with my rude language and actions.

 I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior. 

I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness." 

The man was astonished at the bird's change 

in attitude and was about to ask what had made

 such a dramatic change when the parrot continued,

"May I ask what the chicken did?"​

 

[Wonko the Sane]

Suggest Best Shooting Ground Food as distinct from Best Bacon Bun or whatever which I think is too specific and excludes anyone who doesn't eat bacon!

Ridiculous!!  Nobody doesn't like bacon!!!

 

[** Pending Removal **]

A man received a parrot for​

his birthday. The parrot was fully grown,

with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary.

Every other word was an expletive. Those that

weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude.

The man tried hard to change the bird's attitude​

and was constantly saying polite words, playing

soft music, anything he could think of to try and

set a good example. Nothing worked.

He yelled at the bird and the bird yelled back.

He shook the bird and the bird just got more​

angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation,

the man put the parrot in the freezer.

For a few moments he heard the bird squawk

and kick and scream. Then suddenly there was

quiet. Not a sound for half a minute.

The man was frightened

that he might have hurt the bird and

quickly opened the freezer door.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto the man's​

extended arm and said, "I believe I may have

offended you with my rude language and actions.

I will endeavor at once to correct my behavior.

I really am truly sorry and beg your forgiveness."

The man was astonished at the bird's change

in attitude and was about to ask what had made

such a dramatic change when the parrot continued,

"May I ask what the chicken did?"​

Send me the address....glad someone finally found Polly......took me ages to train her.....