Site Competition... what's your excuse?

I've only been shooting for a short time, but already I've heard some great excuses for missing shots - heck, I've even made some of my own... I like to blame my hat a lot.  With all the experience here there must be some fantastic excuses out there - so I'd like to hear them. I'll be publishing the best - and awarding some random prizes to the ones that make me laugh the most. So - Forum members - show me what you are made of - tell me your favourite excuses: http://shootclay.co.uk/excuses-excuses/

Matt is there a way we can read them as they come in ?  

Nope - and I locked this thread so that they get entered over there... its part fo some new features I'm building for the site to bring a bit of humour.