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Once upon a time, a Knight in Shining Armour asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Knight in Shining Armour lived happily ever after and flew aircraft all over the world. He rode motorcycles, went hunting, camping, fishing, raced hot cars...

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realised that they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every...

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I've been informed that I've been elevated to the rank of "Apprentice".  And that after only a meager 3,750 posts ! ! !  Quite an achievement I'd say!   I can see fame and fortune in the near future for me alright.

A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police...

try to find this outside of facebook but maybe this will work...

Look on the bright side ! ! ! Since we all lost 2020 for the most part you don't have to count it and so you're having a birthday without getting older ! ! HAVE A SUPER DAY AND MANY MORE !!

It's realIy been quite a while and l still have some parrot recipes I think he could use