Recent content by MidnightMinstrel

:laugh: no, I just forgot to put the : at the beginning....edited now...all is well !

Well, I heard she has now given up on the shooting and gone into training with the hope of taking on Tyson Fury now that David Haye has wimped out of his February bout with him........just what I heard, thats all :biggrin:

:eek: And I have just been told that Heather Mills (McCartney that once was) is in the England Paralympic Skiing Team!!...I kid you not...Saints preserve!

Did she then Blame it all on you?, then told everyone she knew it was all your fault, etc etc....been there Ips, had a Mrs. Nutter myself once....briefly... got the teshirt and everything!..., luckily, my now 'Proper' wife is an absolute diamond, been married to her for years!

:eek: WHAT??....F### Me!!! ....Mel Sykes?!?...Mel Sykes actually assaulted her husband?....its almost unthinkable!......Mel Sykes, of all people! What is the world coming to eh?

Oh yeah....coz he would have to get him in the right 'Plaice' wouldn't he :laugh: 'Ang on 'Ang on ....De Ja vu.....haven't we already done the 'Fish' puns somewhere else ?

If he manages to kill that bloke using that Fish, it will definitely be a 'Fluke' !

Er...no....but its a very good likeness don't you think...even without the hat!

Suave!....bloody Auto spell checker.edited it now!...technology see.....doesn F#####g Work! :mad:

Hmmmph!....everyones a critic!.... Quite like my tash actually....and so do the ladies, by all accounts, I have been informed I look dashing, suave and sophisticated even...and, I'll have you all know, I was once told I was akin to a young Douglas Fairbanks Jr......so there!

Were do I sign man.....were doooo I sign ? :biggrin:

      Well, it used to work, it used to work fine, its a Thompson TopUp TV one....well TopUp TV Company went tits up the other week, and so now all the info and the TV are either missing, or in the wrong order, and because we have to highlight what we want to record this is now causing probs, we...

Oh I've got one of those..............it doesnt F######G WORK!! :mad:

You dont have one of those 'Telly recorder things' yet then?...they are very good....I bet they catch on you know, bet they will, you watch!

You must be related to a Colour Sarg. we once had...I once did what was then called an "Operation Snow Queen" in Baveria, this guy would do exactly the same to us "Green Horns" as he called us. :laugh: