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PhilS
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Eh?
PhilS
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Now I am intrigued :spiteful:
westley
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Well I for one am relieved, I am low on Valium and unable to obtain a repeat script before next week. What with having to shoot on Sunday without any Cammo gear, unable to buy any FU2's and having to watch the juggling ejector brigade in action, I do not think I could have suffered my thin skin being punctured too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simonix
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Are you trying to suggest I'm thin skinned?!
I'm not thin skinned. I'm fine! In fact I take this as a racist/sexist/ageist/Trappist remark because my skin could possibly be thinner than someone else's!
Thank shootclay! Yet again, I feel like I have been rejected by the rest of humanity!
How can anyone expect me to carry on like this!!??
Burp! ;-) x
I'm not thin skinned. I'm fine! In fact I take this as a racist/sexist/ageist/Trappist remark because my skin could possibly be thinner than someone else's!
Thank shootclay! Yet again, I feel like I have been rejected by the rest of humanity!
How can anyone expect me to carry on like this!!??
Burp! ;-) x
PhilS
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Simonix
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"Sniff, sniff"
Thanks mate! :-s
Thanks mate! :-s
PhilS
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There there, it'll all be better in the morning, you'll see :scout:
Wonko the Sane
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Not to worry - prolly another one a those adult diaper evaluations
Non, no, no,....it would have been about shoot entry sub categories, such as ladies, junior ladies, senior ladies, reeeeeally senior ladies, juniors, vets, super vets, mega vets, left handlers, fixed or multi choke, employed, unemployed, etc, etc.
I believe IPS is in favour
Right. I'm off to Nuthampstead today to hit my first straight at UT!
DT
I believe IPS is in favour
Right. I'm off to Nuthampstead today to hit my first straight at UT!
DT
Good luck with that DT, I just missed out last time out at Mirande 23 then 24 going to give it a go today but the conditions are not great with cloud, breeze and possible thunder storms How you getting on with the new stock?
How you getting on with the new stock?
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Well.....sorry.....but I actually saw it before he deleted it.
He.......like I......did not know what Preparation H was....... So.....without giving any difficult medical conditions away IPS.....can I just say that being a thoughtful man, he was testing various makes for JJ.
Now Mrs IPS and myself talking on PM, were not clear whether JJ's comments on suggesting PH to another camper on here, was because 'he' had used it and liked it himself, finding it worked well, or whether he used it on one of his cows and found it to be a success.....or maybe the big bull, if he has one....
Either way we advised caution......
Post note.
The one thing you do 'NOT' do (apparently) when handling PH..........is to rub your eye.....or itch your face....!!
The test report that followed did contain some words that Mrs IPS did not really like.....and so deleted it.
IPS is recovering and should be back shooting with full vision some time soon.....
He.......like I......did not know what Preparation H was....... So.....without giving any difficult medical conditions away IPS.....can I just say that being a thoughtful man, he was testing various makes for JJ.
Now Mrs IPS and myself talking on PM, were not clear whether JJ's comments on suggesting PH to another camper on here, was because 'he' had used it and liked it himself, finding it worked well, or whether he used it on one of his cows and found it to be a success.....or maybe the big bull, if he has one....
Either way we advised caution......
Post note.
The one thing you do 'NOT' do (apparently) when handling PH..........is to rub your eye.....or itch your face....!!
The test report that followed did contain some words that Mrs IPS did not really like.....and so deleted it.
IPS is recovering and should be back shooting with full vision some time soon.....
Bryn12
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Could be worse, from Amazon product reviews
Oh the shame...., 3 July 2012
By
A. Chappell (Denmark) - See all my reviews(REAL NAME)
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
Oh the shame...., 3 July 2012
By
A. Chappell (Denmark) - See all my reviews(REAL NAME)
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
P
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I did laugh.....does that make me a bad person........
Bryn12
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be hard not to laugh, quite a few in a similar vein on the Amazon 'Veet for Men' reviews but this was the pick of the bunch
